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allthesmallwords:

the greatest scene in all of modern cinema

idontgetnosleep:

Me before Tumblr

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Me after Tumblr

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harryfuckmestyless:

reminder that this was just 5 minutes into the entire 8 hours

shannananan:

the-vashta-nerada:

you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are

what if that happened in real life

what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower

"yes, I would like the bacon and eggs breakfast speciAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT, AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."

anders-holmdick:

god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by

phallocentricfascism:

phallocentricfascism:

"I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…"

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the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American

me: i want to lose weight
me: i want small arms
me: i want a flat stomach
me: i want to be thin
me: i want skinny legs
me: *sees mcdonald*
me: YOLO
imbanginstyles:

When you family tries to hug you:
You: *gif* Okay byyyyyeee.

imbanginstyles:

When you family tries to hug you:

You: *gif* Okay byyyyyeee.