the greatest scene in all of modern cinema
Me before Tumblr
Me after Tumblr
reminder that this was just 5 minutes into the entire 8 hours
you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are
what if that happened in real life
what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower
"yes, I would like the bacon and eggs breakfast speciAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT, AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."
god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by
"I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…"
the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American
When you family tries to hug you:
You: *gif* Okay byyyyyeee.